JEEP WRANGLER SPORT 4x4 CLEAN (UNCENSORED EDITION)

Vehicle Description

Let me start off by making it crystal clear: this is not the car you give to your life/world/universe/sweetheart/your everything/baby girl right after she turned 16. This car is for ALPHA MALES only! If you are not one you ain't getting it.
This is not your boring, low-energy, piece of crap, overheating junk bro'. This Wrangler was made with the intention of driving it in the battlefields of Siberia after going to war with Russia and win. This is the real deal here!
If what you're looking for is a little cereal boxed, gas-saver, Japanese shit, Hello Kitty! pink-painted car to put your Sanders for President 2016 bumper sticker on look elsewhere pal because this car is a true American All-Wheel-Drive Automobile.
This unapologeticaly stubborn steel-made Jeep has a 2.5L inline four cylinder engine with 5-speed 4x4 manual masculine transmission with enough power to carry you and 3 of your speed dial booty calls while doing 70mph on the highway. And if for a moment you think a 2.5L 4cyl is too small and lacks performance or power be bold and ask your wife how her marriage life has been. You will be surprised.
For you little bitches bitching about A/C .....I told you this car is for ALPHA MALES only!
You are sweating? Top down, doors off, like a man.
"If it rains, what do I do?" Thanks God you didn't fight in the forties otherwise we would speak German right now.
ALPHA MALES who own Jeeps don't give a solitary damn whether ir rains, snows or there is a Category 5 Hurricane/Tornado above them at the traffic light. They have been through its eye and out more times than they care to admit.
If you are seen driving this Americana down the street you need not to say a word. It's all said. People will understand. They will move out of your way. No explanations needed because no questions will be asked. They will get it right then and there. It's that simple.
Ready to adquire this Jeep? Not so fast cowboy. I need to read you some disclosures first.
"Disclosure?" - That's right.
I'll be honest with you. This car is not for everyone. Shit happens after you buy it. Ever since I purchased this Jeep I have noticed some big changes in my personal life:
1- End of year bonus
2- Steaks Dinners paid by her
3- Bigger biceps
4- Two mistresses
5- Higher paying job
6- More sex on the beach
7- No speeding tickets
8- More sex in the car
9- Bigger home
10- Private pilot license
12- Sex in the plane
13- Friends' wives constant texting
14- Fist fights with Tyson, Pacquiao and Canelo at the same time
15- Bulletproof Six pack
16- Strippers pay me to dance
17- More money on the bank
18- Hot dates
19- More Fishing
20- Navy SEAL
Sounds good, doesn't it?
With that being said and if you think you are ready to ferry this horse home you better come up with your friend Benjamin and 65 of his buddies. I am not giving you this car unless you prove me you can handle it.
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